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The time is upon us. The weather is starting to get chillier, the leaves are falling, school has started and that can only mean one thing: Halloween is around the corner! This time of year is all spooking a few friends, stocking up with goodies on the big night and having fun. So, here are some Jokes for Halloween to get everyone in the mood. Have fun!

Halloween Riddles for All Ages

1. What did Dr. Spook give the witch who had a sore throat?

Answer: Coffin Drops

2. What do Ghost’s wear when their eye sight is failing?

Answer: Spookicles

3. How do you make a witch stew?

Answer: Make her wait!

4. What do lady ghosts put on their skin?

Answer: Vanishing lotion

5. What do you get when you cross a witch with an iceberg?

Answer: A cold spell

6. How do bats learn to fly?

Answer: They take batting lessons.

7. If you worked in a mortuary, what would you call your free time?

Answer: Coffin Break

8. Why do skeletons always catch a cold?

Answer: the get chilled to the bone.

9. What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Answer: Necktarines

Tombstone Quotes to Make You Giggle

Bonnie Parker (Bonnie and Clyde): “As the flowers are all made sweeter by the sunshine and the dew, so this old world is made brighter by the lives of folks like you.”

Arizona Tombstone: “Here lies Lester Moore; Four slugs from a .44; No Les No More.

Pennsylvania Tombstone: “Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.”

Massachusetts Tombstone: “Under the sod and under the trees, lies the body of Jonathan Pease. He is not here, there’s only the pod. Pease shelled out and went to God.”

England Tombstone: “The children of Israel wanted bread and the Lord sent them manna. Old Clerk Wallace wanted a wife…and the Devil sent him Anna.”

Dentists’ Tombstone: “John Brown is filling his last cavity.”

Can you come up with more funny or spooky tombstone ideas?