School Riddles

Who can teach without doing any talking? See answer

The author of a schoolbook. Hide

What's the difference between a lazy schoolboy and a fisherman? See answer

One hates his book and the other baits his hook. Hide

Why do boys have to go to school? See answer

Because school will not come to them. Hide

Why is a music teacher necessarily a good teacher? See answer

She is a sound instructor. Hide

When is a student hungriest? See answer

When he devours his books. Hide

When is the school flag not a flag? See answer

When it is aloft. Hide

Why are fish well educated? See answer

Because they travel in schools. Hide

What must all pupils pay to go to school? See answer

They must all pay attention. Hide

What is the difference between a person late for the train and a teacher at a girls' school? See answer

One misses the train, the other one trains the misses. Hide

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