When is a boy leaving school like a pistol? See answer
When he goes off with a report. Hide
When is a saucepan like a ship? See answer
When it's a steamer. Hide
Why is a caterpillar like a loaf of good bread? See answer
It's the grub that makes the butterfly. Hide
When is a prospector like a baseball player? See answer
When he makes a strike. Hide
Why is chicken pox like a man behind home plate? See answer
They're both catching. Hide
Why is a baseball game like a biscuit? See answer
Because its success depends on the batter. Hide
When is a bright idea like a clock? See answer
When it strikes one. Hide
Why is a good resolution like a broken-down piece of furniture? See answer
Because it should be carried out. Hide
When is a window like a star? See answer
When it is a skylight. Hide
When is a boat like a heap of snow? See answer
When it is a-drift. Hide
Why is a wig like a lie? See answer
Because it is a false-hood. Hide
When is a book page like a wheel? See answer
When it's turned. Hide
When is a soprano like an ocean liner? See answer
When she's on the high C's. Hide
Why are tears like potatoes? See answer
Because they spring from the eyes. Hide