What is the difference between a boy learning his lessons and a farmer feeding his cows? See answer
One stocks his mind and the other minds his stock. Hide
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? See answer
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, but a comma's a pause at the end of a clause. Hide
What's the difference between a bankrupt person and a cook in a convent? See answer
One needs funds and the other feeds nuns. Hide
What is the difference between a horse and a pencil? See answer
You can drive a horse to water but a pencil must be lead. Hide
What is the difference between a good gardener and a clothes hamper? See answer
One keeps the lawn wet and the other the laun-dry. Hide
What is the difference between a chatterbox and a mirror? See answer
One speaks without reflecting, the other reflects without speaking. Hide
How is a hungry man different from a glutton? See answer
One longs to eat, the other eats too long. Hide
What is the difference between a professional actor and one who sees him? See answer
One plays for the pay, the other pays for the play. Hide
What is the difference between a poor man and a feather bed? See answer
One is hard up and the other is soft down. Hide
What is the difference between a six-year-old girl and a postage stamp? See answer
One is a female and the other is a mail fee. Hide
What is the difference between a rain cloud and a child who hurts himself? See answer
One pours with rain and the other roars with pain. Hide