Why did the little moron go to the guy with a dirty face? See answer
He wanted to get on the scrub team. Hide
Why did the little moron climb the power pole before opening his mail? See answer
Because he wanted to read between the lines. Hide
What did the moron say when he jumped off the cliff? See answer
This is only a bluff. Hide
Why did the little moron eat bullets? See answer
He wanted his hair to come out in bangs. Hide
Why did the modest little moron go into the closet? See answer
To change his mind. Hide
Why did the little moron carry a kitchen clock instead of a watch? See answer
He wanted to have a big time. Hide
Why did the moron think he had just missed a streetcar? See answer
Because he saw its tracks in the street. Hide