Stupid Riddles

Printer-friendly versionPrinter-friendly version

Why did the little moron go to the guy with a dirty face? See answer

He wanted to get on the scrub team. Hide

Why did the little moron climb the power pole before opening his mail? See answer

Because he wanted to read between the lines. Hide

What did the moron say when he jumped off the cliff? See answer

This is only a bluff. Hide

Why did the little moron eat bullets? See answer

He wanted his hair to come out in bangs. Hide

Why did the modest little moron go into the closet? See answer

To change his mind. Hide

Why did the little moron carry a kitchen clock instead of a watch? See answer

He wanted to have a big time. Hide

Why did the moron think he had just missed a streetcar? See answer

Because he saw its tracks in the street. Hide